work until you dont have to introduce yourself

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

130,613 notes / 14 hours ago

dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.




And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

598,808 notes / 14 hours ago

food-and-cake-escape:

foody-goody:

Recipe: Nigella’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge Sundaes

http://foodandcakeescape.tk/
dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech
A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.
Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.
http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.


His name is used in the post…

daisydredz:

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point

Right!

28,421 notes / 1 day ago

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

583,172 notes / 1 day ago

do-not-touch-my-food:

Tomato Basil Soup with Grilled Cheese Croutons

everynameitryistaken:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

I bet a gigantic spider farted fireworks at me and I blew up in the sky and was still alive when I hit the ground

My brother has a fear of bread bins… id love to hear that past life death story.

227,182 notes / 1 day ago

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

135,397 notes / 2 days ago

do-not-touch-my-food:

Sautéed Tomato, Zucchini, and Mozzarella Sandwiches

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

222,545 notes / 2 days ago

The last few days have just exhausted me

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