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lucy klein

1 note / 11 hours ago

I legit cannot handle how much I hate Santander right now. This is so frustrating, first, they revoke my online banking and I have to wait a million years for them to send me new account details, then, their ATM doesn’t work, and now it won’t let me book my Les Miserables tickets saying there is a fault on my card like WTF get your shit together

0 notes / 11 hours ago

lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

365,690 notes / 1 day ago

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

130,437 notes / 1 day ago

ithinkimfunnyx3:

the-frayed-ones:

firstjumperonfire:

1234lovestory:

anseldorable:

1234lovestory:

faultinourfantasies:

an-abundance-of-paper-towns:

faultinourfantasies:

wishgrantingfactoriessss:

faultinourfantasies:

You don’t get to choose

If you get

hurt in this

world, but you

do have some say

in who hurts

You, I like my choices

I hope she

likes hers. I

do, Augustus.

I do.

732 notes / 1 day ago

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

158,553 notes / 1 day ago

sockleton:

fucking what is the deal with video games having that shit like “whoa looks like you’ve been playing for literally 10 hours maybe its time to take a break” like fucking dont tell me how to live my life ive been doing this shit for 20 years youre too late im beyond help

19,140 notes / 1 day ago

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

691,702 notes / 1 day ago

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

503,581 notes / 1 day ago

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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82,387 notes / 1 day ago

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

332,523 notes / 1 day ago

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